~ Samantha ~ (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sinfulxxxtacy) wrote,@ 2006-03-10 02:44:00 |
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Nutter.
I know I'm long overdue for a really substantive update. You want Mardi Gras details, you want Brigitte details, you want gratitude for all the presents you've bought my greedy ass. Some of you even want to know what makes Jerome so fascinating.
Well, all of that is going to have to wait for another night. There's something else I want to talk about. It's Bill O'Reilly.
He's a fucking nut.
Not that this is anything new of course; I realize that it isn't. But everytime I turn around, he has ratcheded up his crazy to a whole new level. Where will it end? It's disturbing.
I'm kind of tempted to call him up and tell him so on air. But he might sic the Fox Security team on me, a tactic he's recently developed to deal with uppity callers. Worse yet, he might want to have phone sex with me. Rumor has it, he has a predilection. While I am willing to have phone sex with donkey dick suckers, smurf fetishists and, yes, Republicans, a girl has to draw the line somewhere.
So I guess I'm just going to sit back and point and laugh at Bill O'Reilly as he sinks deeper and deeper into the gigantic sea of nuttiness. For those of you with a more proactive bent, I highly recommend taking a peek at one of my favorite new websites: Calling All Wingnuts.
I think it's time for a new special. I'm feeling so generous that I'm going to give you two offers this week.
A: Tell me that you called up Bill O'Reilly's radio show at 877-966-7746 between the hours of 12pm - 2pm Eastern Time to extol the virtues of Keith Olbermann. I'll give you 5 free minutes with the purchase of any call ten minutes or longer. This offer is good now through March 17th.
B: Like to role play? You be horny Bill O'Reilly and I'll be a ticked off producer who punishes you. Buy a 30 minute call with this role play and get 10 minutes free. This offer is good now through eternity.
I know I'm long overdue for a really substantive update. You want Mardi Gras details, you want Brigitte details, you want gratitude for all the presents you've bought my greedy ass. Some of you even want to know what makes Jerome so fascinating.
Well, all of that is going to have to wait for another night. There's something else I want to talk about. It's Bill O'Reilly.
He's a fucking nut.
Not that this is anything new of course; I realize that it isn't. But everytime I turn around, he has ratcheded up his crazy to a whole new level. Where will it end? It's disturbing.
I'm kind of tempted to call him up and tell him so on air. But he might sic the Fox Security team on me, a tactic he's recently developed to deal with uppity callers. Worse yet, he might want to have phone sex with me. Rumor has it, he has a predilection. While I am willing to have phone sex with donkey dick suckers, smurf fetishists and, yes, Republicans, a girl has to draw the line somewhere.
So I guess I'm just going to sit back and point and laugh at Bill O'Reilly as he sinks deeper and deeper into the gigantic sea of nuttiness. For those of you with a more proactive bent, I highly recommend taking a peek at one of my favorite new websites: Calling All Wingnuts.
I think it's time for a new special. I'm feeling so generous that I'm going to give you two offers this week.
A: Tell me that you called up Bill O'Reilly's radio show at 877-966-7746 between the hours of 12pm - 2pm Eastern Time to extol the virtues of Keith Olbermann. I'll give you 5 free minutes with the purchase of any call ten minutes or longer. This offer is good now through March 17th.
B: Like to role play? You be horny Bill O'Reilly and I'll be a ticked off producer who punishes you. Buy a 30 minute call with this role play and get 10 minutes free. This offer is good now through eternity.
