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Oh, please
When you give your entries titles like that, you're practically INVITING me to make smart ass comments. As if I am afraid of a bottle at this point? But as you well know, I have an iron will and can resist all temptation--including my temptation to be snarky towards you.
So I won't query as to whether or not you've already burned out the motor on your new toy already, nor invite the sports bottle treatment, nor vow to defeat you in any on-line games or challenges, nor shall I ever mock you for anything else again, o sexy and wise one. See--I'm a perfect gentleman.
Petunia
When you give your entries titles like that, you're practically INVITING me to make smart ass comments. As if I am afraid of a bottle at this point? But as you well know, I have an iron will and can resist all temptation--including my temptation to be snarky towards you.
So I won't query as to whether or not you've already burned out the motor on your new toy already, nor invite the sports bottle treatment, nor vow to defeat you in any on-line games or challenges, nor shall I ever mock you for anything else again, o sexy and wise one. See--I'm a perfect gentleman.
Petunia
