How Am I Killing Them?
I can't figure out why the hell my rabbit vibrators keep breaking. I got this pretty luscious pink one about a month or so ago from little short stuff and it's already winding down. I've already got a new one on the way thanks to The Divine Joey but I'm going to have to an awful lot of pouting between now and when it arrives. It would really help if you all would remind me how good I look when I pout. That's such a nice silver lining.

I just finished a call with a brand new fella. He had this absolutely scrumptious accent (I'm a sucker for those) and he sounded so fucking hot when he killed me. Yay!

Oh and T. if you're out there...I picked out what I'd like you to sing for me. You are gonna sound so precious!

I know mini updates are a disappointment, but surely it's a sign of things to come?