The Pillow Rules
Some people make sleeping so much more difficult than it needs to be. I’m the princess, I sleep in the princess bed, I have princess pillow privileges. What’s so difficult about that? Yes, there are 6 pillows on my bed and you know what? All six of them are staying. Just because I let some lucky fellow share it with me – a fellow, I might add, who displays a shocking lack of gratitude – doesn’t mean I’m giving up the pillows. It’s a big bed…make room. Besides, I’m about a third of the size of his body so my pillows can take up the extra space I leave. Doesn’t that seem fair? Each one has a different texture and unique advantages. I might wake up in the middle of the night and decide I want something a smidge softer and it had better be right there waiting for me.

Also if and when we stay at a hotel and we’re stuck with only four pillows, I get a bare minimum of three. If I have to make do with just two I will wake up very cranky. Nobody’s going to enjoy that, I promise.

And yes, I kick in my sleep. Maybe it hurts, maybe it bruises you a little bit, hell, maybe I even seem unnecessarily vicious even when I’m not awake. But again, sleeping with me is a privilege and I think a little pain is to be expected. Don’t you boys agree?

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

“Come on, bitch.”

His teeth are gritted, his body is dripping with clothespins and slathered with welts, and his nipples are throwing a major hissy fit. Oh, did I mention he has a giant dildo crammed up his ass? We’ve been playing for an hour, but he hasn’t managed to eke out an orgasm yet. Or rather, I haven’t let him. I’m working on my fourth and I promised him that he could cum after I finish this one. I’m trying very hard to hold mine off just a little bit longer and he seems to be taking this poorly.

Aw, poor Todd. You look even better in pink than I do! I could get used to this reciprocation business. You really shouldn’t have made me sing. When you get a chance, darlin’, let me know how that sweet spot on the inside of your thigh is doing.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I’ve been having so much wicked fun lately. This fun includes: Lindsey Lohan & the best damn roleplayer this side of the Mississippi, a very MEAN (but delicious) Daddy, that poor “client” of mine who gets screwed out his money every time, a prancing purple-clad Panty Boy, Joe & a special friend he picked out for us, the nasty Professor Piss Pig and this really pathetic little cuckold. Ohhh and then there’s what I did to Ben. Are you ready for a second helping, baby?

Special: Those of you who listened to my rant are going to get a special. ;) 5 minutes free with a 15 minute call or 10 minutes free with a 30. Good all this week! </b>