Goodbye, God, I'm Going to Baton Rouge
Somebody seriously needs to stop Lauren. For those of you a little out of the loop, Lauren is my new roommate, another deviant redhead and a former phone sex operator. Technically she's supposed to start phone fucking again any day now, but she hasn't gotten that together yet. Anyway, she's pretty luscious. But the bitch cannot, can absolutely not sing. And if she insists on trying, I shouldn't have to be subjected to it.

Yesterday she & I were driving home from a mediocre lunch in her cute little Mustang. That You're The One That I Want song from Grease comes on the radio and she asks me if I want to be Olivia Newton-John or John Travolta. Um, neither, fuck you very much. Olivia had this creepy passive cow look going on throughout the whole movie & I hold John Travola's scientology against him in a rabid way. So she bats my hand away when I try to flip the radio station and starts crooning to me in very scary Lauren key. Now I'm generally a big fan of sexy sluts shaking their booties in my direction, but this time was an exception. There was something slightly manic about her gyrating in my direction as she was driving us down the street.

I think she's having sex withdrawals. She's really picky when it comes to guys she'll fuck in person, almost as picky as me. When we went out drinking later last night, I tried to pawn her off in three guys to get her a good hard cock. She wasn't having any of it. If she ever gets her ass on Phone Sex Utopia, like she's supposed to, you guys are going to have to fuck her good and hard for me. Please.


I think I've told you all before what a crush I have on the ever sexy BigJoe, right? Well, that crush just doubled. Mostly because he just dropped a huge donation on Red Cross and there's nothing sexier than a man with a conscience. (Well, there's one thing sexier, but this isn't about me and how hot I am. I must remember that). But in addition to that, Joe has promised me some really crazy hot phone fucking on Halloween, the culmination of all the phone sex specials Phone Sex Utopia is hosting this month. Cheap phone sex & dirty sluts in costume, what more could a boy want?

Brigitte is about to re-do the Sinful Phone Slut web page this week. Yes, it's still going to be full spectrum phone sex site with pictures and voice clips and all those other things you like, but um, it's going to be even more special. Don't ask me how, ask Brig how. And tell her to hurry up. God love her, but she is the laziest phone slut ever.

You know what I discovered this week? There's a very good reason the boys line up around the block for their turn to fuck Miss Mia. She is just that good! I've fucked her before, don't get me wrong, but I always forget just what a talented phone fuck that sexy thing is! We had a very good time sharing every inch of our little Stevie slut's body. I love the way he sounds when he's getting fucked on both ends...one by a fat dildo and the other by the perfect ass smothering his face. That's one toy I will never, ever get tired of playing with.

The Gregs are so good to me. First I also found out my fur loving Greg is doing well and has his special blonde all moved into his new place with him. You know how turned on I get when we start masturbating with fur jackets and angora sweaters until we cream all over them, but it's also wonderful just to chit chat and catch up with each other, like we did last time. I'm so happy things are going well for you. I'm sending a couple of adoring kisses your way, darlin!

Then I got to play with slutty Greg who I hadn't gotten to fuck in a long time. He's a blast to control and he has such tasty little reactions. Makes me want to use him as my toy all day long!

I was just complaining to Erika that there hadn't been enough good cock cam to go around lately. Ask
and ye shall receive. One of my favorite hot-cocked men gave me a great show Saturday afternoon to satisfy my craving and then I got even MORE Wolfie dick on Monday. Seriously, I felt like a cheerleader again watching him jerk off. I wanted to whip out my pom poms, but my fingers were just a little too busy.

And then sexy anal whore Frankie decided to give me a dirty fuck show, too! He didn't get to fuck his slutty ass this time because he didn't have a dildo around. I was shocked! But we're going to rectify that and I've been promised a really good ass slamming show soon. I can't wait. We need to get you all kinds of stretched out, Frankie!

I'm a sucker for compliments. I love knowing that everybody else thinks I'm as fabulous as I do. Every now and then I worry that my ego is raging out of control and then some sweet guy lets me know I'm entitled. This last week it was EC. We got to play twice this week and I have to say, it was such a fun, inventive role-play where I got turned into a certain super-heroine. After the first time, he sent me the most complimentary e-mail that had me smiling for hours. E thank you from both me & the Ego that Ate the South. Did I tell you that I looked pictures of her up on google? I can't believe I'd never heard of her but her fan following was huge. They helped me get my grunts & growls right for the transformation.

I'm the boss's daughter and I'm an entitled, lazy raging bitch. I prance around the office in my role as intern and get off on ordering people around. Or...I did. Until Mark found those pictures of me blowing the groundskeeper. He knew if he ratted me out to Daddy, I'd finally get sent away to reform school. So the bastard blackmailed me into being his little cumwhore. Blackmail is such a sexy word. God, I came so hard.

Later I was a bubbly 15 year old virgin who was insanely curious about the fuckings I kept hearing my sister get from her boyfriend! I'm not entirely sure who seduced who (insert coy giggle here) but shortly after my sister left I had her boyfriend's cock stretching open my little virgin hole! It hurt a bit at first, but I loved it! Especially the way he reacted when he watched those firm teenage tits bouncing around in his face. I have to do that again! He was soooooooo hot!

A new fellow called me up Saturday morning for cockstroking instruction. Have I told you lately that I love directed masturbation? If you've ever played with me, you don't need me to tell you. I love being in control. And I had D's big cock twisted all around my little pinky by the time I was done with him. I count my victories in gasps, moans and pleadings. You sound fucking incredible when you're breathless and begging for permission to explode, D. Next time, I think I may need to draw that begging part out even longer!

Jeff and I spent some time swapping all our lascivious threesome stories & details. I love the way he says, "Yeeeaaah?" when I tell him something particularly dirty. It's so fucking hot it makes me want to go out and rack up even more dirty stories just to titillate him. Yum!

I like the way they grow cocks in New York. They must having a hot boy factory that keeps churning out sexy playmates because I've been getting a lot of really fun New Yorkers lately. My favorite new one is Rick who not only has a voice that makes my panties wet but fucks like a dream, too.

I've had several guys ask me if they're the dirtiest call I've ever done and I've had to tell them no. There is one man, the reigning prince of nasty, and he knows who he is. He doesn't even have to ask. Mmmm...it was fucking fantastic talking to you again on Friday, Mr. Nasty! Congratulations to you & the fiance. She has no idea what she's in for...and I am so jealous!

I posted a special a week ago for any guy who wanted to involve fire ants in our call. And KK took me up on it three times. I had so much fun helping him torture his girlfriend with fireants that I think I finally have it out of my system. Then again...I could always be proven wrong. I'm always a sucker for good screams.

Mr. Not-My-Slut-Wife JC just called and made himself my first cum of the day. He almost spoils me for all others when he does that. He knows each of my buttons intimately and he pushes them perfectly. Afterward, I lay in bed and played one more time, giving myself another orgasm with the echo of his voice still fresh.

I spent 2 hours turning a very burly businessman into one of the most delectable sissies you ever did see. After taking him down to the beauty parlor for a full wax and hot oil rub, I made him change into a white muslin sissy training dress with a poufy pink bow sash. And my little sissy doll filled out that dress like a dream. See, when it comes to phone sex feminization tits are a key element. Angie's jiggly 'D' tits were just the perfect match for her body. I did finally allow Angie one shuddering orgasm at the end of 2 hours of training, but she has a looot of homework for the weekend. I can't wait to see the results.

Alan is a very naughty boy. His wife finally lets him out of the chastity belt he's been tucked away in for 2 weeks and what does he do? He comes running to me to give me all the gooey cum his balls have built up. I don't think his wife would be very happy. But why should I care? I got to hear the little slut cum hard while he was eating me out. That's good enough for me!