~ Samantha ~ (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sinfulxxxtacy) wrote,@ 2005-12-16 13:58:00 |
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What the hell is a schub?
Do you know what a schub is? You can try looking it up in the dictionary, but I don't think you'll find an appropriate definition. See, a schub is a prissy, panty-clad sissy in possession of a really fabulous rolling pin. And a really good schub, say the one I got my hands on recently, will be happy do do dirty things with that rolling pin. Christmas cookies are never going to be the same. I wonder if Wikipedia will let me upload my definition of shub? I may have to give that a try...
Do you know what a schub is? You can try looking it up in the dictionary, but I don't think you'll find an appropriate definition. See, a schub is a prissy, panty-clad sissy in possession of a really fabulous rolling pin. And a really good schub, say the one I got my hands on recently, will be happy do do dirty things with that rolling pin. Christmas cookies are never going to be the same. I wonder if Wikipedia will let me upload my definition of shub? I may have to give that a try...
